The Day Perak Fell

•February 6, 2009 • Leave a Comment
I am mourning today.. I am in deep state of sadness… My once surrogated homestate (Perak) has been sieged by the BASTARDOS of BN.
 
Anyways looking at the other side of the picture I have this to say
 
– Najib and co are busy with the plans to takeover perak and other opposition states..
 
– Rumor (as they say) has it that a certain amount of money was paid for the ruckus to all altogether take place..
 
– My take is simple. Where is Najib’s mentality and intellect? So are the rest of his gang? Are they using their brains to think or something else?
 
– Why bothered about takeovers when Msia economy is in the doldrums.. Does Najib really think he can weather thru the recession when it hits rock bottom?
 
– People in this case say, the word suffer or die is beyond comprehension.
 
– So what if Najib is successful in taking back all the 5 states. Hell, I can even give you Singapore for free.. At this moment he is just digging his grave deeper.. If he didnt know this yet, then let me say it out now..
 
– Come next GE with his despicable actions, voters are going to vote BN out for good.
 
– In the next 4 years or so as PM (as he hopes to be), if he doesnt bring back the glory or even help mitigate the pain that the Rakyat is in, rest assured Najib is history.
 
– Frankly speaking, rather than spending billions (I heard 2 Billions in fact again as they say) I rather spend my time reading up worthy articles of how to save this country from devastation..
 
Najib and Co, your time is ticking just in case you guys didnt know..
 
Seriously speaking with all due respect, I have downgraded my respect 1 notch for the highest order of the law maker in that state. Sadly to say.
 
I JUST HAVE THIS TO SAY… THAT INCLUDES ME..
 
IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOT VOTED BUT ARE VOTERS, PLS FUCKING DO SO AND WALK THE TALK AND NOT JUST TALK AS IF YOU ARE 1 HELL OF COCK TALKER. BEING A MALAYSIAN, YOU HAVE THE RIGHTS TO VOTE.. THIS PERAK LESSON TELLS US 1 THING AND 1 FUCKING THING ONLY.
 
THAT IS:
 
IF YOU WANT THE INTENDED PARTY TO WIN, MAKE SURE THEY WIN BIG AND NOT BY A SLIM MAJORITY. LET PERAK CASE BE A LESSON.. IN THE NEXT GE, LET US ALL TROUNCE BN TO HELL.. IN PERAK, LET US MAKE SURE PAKATAN RAKYAT HAS THE BIGGEST EVER 2/3 MAJORITY.
 
FOR THE TIME BEING, I AM PUTTING THIS PICTURE UP UNTIL BN IS TOPPLED FROM PERAK.
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ALSO I AM NO LONGER PAYING MY TAXES. I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I AM SAYING IT NOW. BN CAN SCARE THE FEW OF US BUT NOT THE 22 MILLION OF US.
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WHEN EACH OF US SPIT AT BN, BN WILL DROWN IN THE SPITTLE OF THE 22MILLIONS!!!
 
MAY GOD BLESS US ALL
 

Perak in Turmoil..Everyone mourns

•February 5, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Say No to Labu Airport. Say No to Air Asia! Dont Fly Air Asia!

•January 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Let us all bloggers unite and show our protest to Air Asia..
 
Paste this pics on your blog as a form of protest

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Stupid people, stupid rule, stupid thots – Malaysia’s Truly Asia

•January 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In the past 7 days alone, there have been 4 disturbing news in Bodohland. You can call it 4 incidences, 4 events or even 4 articles, whichever that can please you. Out of the 4, 1 is a smokescreen. (That is my personal thought). I believed that piece of news is basically to take away the heat from all the hype that is surrounding the other 3. Again, that is my personal opinion.. Out of the 3, 1 is blown out of proportion.. Take a guess which one.

The 4 (in no particular order) are

  • The Kuala Terengganu By Election which is taking place this Jan 17th
  • Air Asia’s plan to build an Airport at Labu (which is just 6 km away from KLIA)
  • Israel’s attack of Palestine and
  • The latest regulation that all dog owner’s have to get their neighbour’s permission if they wished to rear dogs (truly wat the fuck?)

So, seriously, which do you think is a smokescreen? I personally opt for No.4. And which was blown out of proportion by the Bodohland politicians? Obviously the Israel’s attack of Palestine.

I am not going to comment or write much about the Kuala Terengganu By Election. I only have two things to say.

No.1 – It is a 3-cornered fight between Be-End (the govt ruling coalition), PAS (the Opposition) and an Independent (who is bound to lose his deposit). Anything less than a win for PAS is truly unacceptable because everybody will know that Be-End cheated. GIVE YOUR FULL SUPPORT TO PAS!!!! VOTE THE FUCK OUT OF BN!!!

No.2 – This seat is left vacant as the former MP died-ed. Since Anwar needs 30 or so BN MPs to jump ship to Pakatan to form a new govt, I was telling Tofu what if in the next couple of yrs, any random 30 MPs died (hence a By Election) would be called and Opposition won it all. Wouldn’t that give Anwar what he needs to form a new government then? See I am so creative and smart!

With respect to Air Asia’s plan to build an airport in Labu, Negeri Sembilan (read my former piece here and here) I totally disagree with that thought. Mr Tony Fuck-nandes has changed his version of story several times now (each time being questioned and rebuked).

He said the following

  • The terminal is just a terminal not an airport.

Rakyat: If it was a terminal why not use the current LCCT or expand it

  • Air Asia will have 55 Million passengers hence the LCCT is too small.

Rakyat’s rebuke: Then build another runway at KLIA since KLIA was blue-printed for that

  • It is not cost effective since Air Asia has to pay rent to MAHB

Rakyat: Is it cost effective to build a whole new terminal then? Who is going to build roads to transport or ferry the passengers upon arrival to KLIA to get CIQ clearance? Who is going to finance the CIQ then? Who is going to finance the salaries of the Immigration officers and what not?

  • Air Asia needs the Labu Airport because it has 100 over planes by 2013 and there is no place to park them?

Rakyat: So now from a terminal it becomes an airport. And why do you need an airport JUST to PARK your airplanes?

  • Air Asia will finance everything from security guards to CIQ to transport. It will not be using the rakyat’s money.

And the list goes on.. This Tony Fuck-nandes sure hell is giving us the Indian runaround.. One day say one thing, worse still different thing.. Say NO to Labu Airport..

Hey Ah Neh Neh, you could be educated in Engrand for all I care. When it comes to Economics, you fail big time. What nonsense are you talking that by building an airport hence Air Asia will be cost effective (as you mentioned here)? Do you first understand economies of scale? Hell sure you dont from the way you are talking.. Show us the numbers and we will tell you how to do the math. But then no point also because you will be fudging the numbers to make it look good.

Read here (must read) why it doesn’t make a sense to build an airport or even a terminal which is just 6km off from KLIA.

On News No.3 btw, I wrote this 2-piece (here and here) earlier this month. With all the ruckus going on, I cant help but to comment further.. One smart alec proposed that we should boycott all US made goods! This smart ass, Dr.M also asked those who are working in US-owned companies to resign in mass. WTF?? If that is the case (as I posted a quote 2 days ago) why don’t Dr. M and KJ and others who are interested go and stand in front of Intel or Dell or even HP and shout for their mass resignation?

And recently Dr.M posted 2 articles in his blog which really made a joke out of himself. He mentioned the following:

  • Yes the suicide bombers are terrorists. But they have no other choice. They don’t have bomber and fighter planes, tanks, guns, rockets and chemical weapons to fight their enemies.
  • The Israelis are terrorists by choice. They have been trained to kill using powerful weapons. We see them killing on television and in pictures in newspapers.

Dr.M claimed in his blog that the real terrorist aint terrorist because Israel has better fire weapons hence making them the real terrorist. WTF?? All those Al-Qaeda terrorist links and networks have access to weapons that Dr.M can never imagine.. Is Dr.M lack the intellectual knowledge or wat?

Just a sharing here. Osama Bin Laden was entrusted by the Saudi govt back in mid-60s to protect Saudi as a result of the tense relationship with Egypt over Yemen. Saudi was shitting bricks that Egypt would bomb the fuck out of Saudi. What Saudi did was to purchase weapons (obviously from US and other countries) and equipped Osama and his trusted lieutenants to protect the Saudi Kingdom. And that was also how the Military Protection-for-Oil between US-Saudi was inked. Osama was livid obviously. Refer to Wikipedia for more info.

Maybe Dr.M doesn’t know why the real terrorist choose to suicide bomb is because one smart donkey said by doing so, they will be rewarded with all the pretty angels in heaven. Wat a stupid thing to say! When I showed this to Tofu, I said this wasn’t the symptom of senility but rather the stupidity of Dr.M. Poor thing!

And finally, Bodohland is implementing a new regulation – NRD aka Nilai Registration for Dogs. WTF?? As if we don’t know already register our dogs for license but now we have to get permission from our neighbours!?!?!? Why limit to dogs and not chicken or cats? These smart assholes who made the regulation claimed that dogs were defecating wherever they like and there was no control. Fuck you la.. As if cats don’t defecate wherever they like!

Read what Syed Akbar had to say (here). It was one hell of a piece and a sarcastic one too!

“….If you live in a terrace house, if your two neighbours (left and right side) agree do you still need to get the neighbour from across the street? What about the houses beyond your immediate neighbours? How many neighbours must give their permission? What if you pay money to your neighbours to agree? Is that an offence? Will that be considered a bribe? Paying a bribe to your neighbour to own a pet….”

Muslims Can Work in IRs. WTF??

•January 15, 2009 • 1 Comment

WTF?? (Wat a way to start).. Anyways, wat the fuck?!? In the Straits Times (not the Malaysia News Straits Times but the Singapore one. Hell sure la Singapore got Straits Times la.. Bloody hell..) Where was I btw?

Oh!. In the Singapore Straits Times today (Not the Today daily but literally today – hari ini – kam yat – ching tien), there was an article that went this way “Muslims Can Work in IRs”.

Let me digress a bit.. Since many Msians of today are literally mangkuks (or are frogs in the well), IRs does not mean Improvement Needed, a jargon usually used by the infamous Intel focal system. IR does not also mean Infra-Red.. When you say IR in Kiasuland, it means Integrated Resort. And the 2 IRs or Integrated Resorts in Stinkapore are the Marina Sands in Marina Bay and Resorts Sentosa at Sentosa (which belongs to none other than Resorts World aka Genting).

So back to the topic at hand. A minister claimed that Muslims can work in IRs. WTH! Since when Singapore Muslims were more fanatical than Malaysian Muslims? Are the Singapore Muslims so fanatical that they see it as HARAM (FORBIDDEN) to work in IRs? After all, how fanatic can they be? Malaysia banned Yoga for the Muslims afterall while Singapore didnt.

Do you know how many Malaysian Muslims work in Genting ah?? Thousands if not hundred!!! Policeman – Muslim! Janitor – Muslim! Theme Park Operator – Muslim! Frontdesk – Muslim! Housekeeping also Muslim! Carpark attendant also Muslim! Petrol Kiosk Owner also Muslim.. Where to find Non-Muslims?? Canteen operator – Muslim! Money changer – Muslim. Bank officers – Muslim (yeah they have several banks in Genting btw)…Only non Muslims can find are the gamblers losing their lives away!!

And btw, Genting is pronounced as Ghen-ting and Jen-ting, for the benefit of my Singaporean readers. Who the fuck came out with the idea to pronounce it is Jen-ting anyways?? Stupid farker!

Seems like somebody is trying to be more Islamic than Malaysia.. Sure hell cannot la.. Malaysia is the most Islamic state and UMNO boast of the largest Muslim party in this whole wide world.. How can Singapore now be more Islamic that we already are? Lose face man!!

Whoai Uncle Stupid, can you water straight ah?

•January 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I have been waking up early for the past 2-3 days. Dont know why.. And I wake up earlier than normal to play Civilization IV.. WTF?? My normal waking up time is about 6.30am (on weekdays la, give and take 5mins).. I normally leave the house around 7am and I will reach office about 7.30am (again give and take 10mins). I dont hv the luxury to drive and my workplace aint far. The problem is I have to take a SBS bus.. I so missed driving!!

Anyways, the winds have been really chilly these few days, mainly contributed by the normal Northern Winds from China (or they call it Pak Hong in Hokkien). This year has been different though. The winds have really been very chilly as opposed to last year this time around too when I was already in Kiasuland. Imagine, Hong Kong for the first time in history is reporting sub zero temperatures. I wont be surprised Bodohland and Kiasuland will be snowing one day!

(Why did I talk abt the Northern Winds btw?) Oh, I remember now. So this morning when I was about to leave the house, I noticed that my driveway (yes, yes.. I rent a landed in Singapore.. I dont stay in low class HDBs ok??) was wet! So I thought it rained or at least drizzled (brought by the Northern Winds). And so I thought! And the daily free newspaper, Today was lying in its path of wetness as well…Damn, I thought..

But then as I stepped onto my driveway, I noticed that ONLY part of my driveway was wet! I was like WTF? At the same time, I noticed my neighbour, a guy standing at his garden (which is separated by a common wall to my driveway). As I looked around, I noticed that his garden was wet and I then realized that cibai mutha farker watered upto my driveway!

That stupid dumb moronic asshole couldnt water straight instead he had to water up to my driveway! I dont mind him watering upto my driveway but is he stupid or born dumb to water the newspaper? Have some assholic cow sense la bastard!!

To the guy who stays next to me, No 11 xxxx, Off Upper Thomson Road, you can go shaft your stupid looking face up your own arse!!

Speaking of stupidity which is my main topic anyways, yesterday’s news brought joy and glory to Bolehland!! Subang Jaya girl scores 10A1’s in O-Levels (or SPM la bodoh!) and tops all O-level students in Singapore… Yippee!!!

Read it here: Malaysian Girl Tops O-levels

My observation all this while about Kiasuland being not that intellectual is sooooooo right afterall… I so make it da the point!

Haha.. Where are the kiasukiddies now huh???

Msia Definitely BOLEH .. And doing a first in Singapore – HELL SURE MSIA LAGI BOLEH!!!

Notice: My Blog Updates

•January 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment
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